Andrew Tate’s Shocking Revelation: The World is Actually Flat!

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Recently, Andrew Tate, once known as a kickboxing champ and now an internet voice dropped a bombshell. He confidently states the Earth isn’t round. He’s not talking slightly flat. He means “like the pancake I had this morning” flat.

Taking a trip down memory lane, many of us recall school days with those round objects – globes. But according to Andrew, they’re just cool desk toys.

“If Earth is a big round ball, shouldn’t the water just spill off?”

Shifting from his usual chats on life and culture, Mr. Tate has unveiled a new passion. He’s on a mission to tell the world about Earth’s “true” shape. He did some digging (well, mostly just looking at maps) and raised a question. If Earth is a big round ball, shouldn’t the water just spill off?

Supporting this quirky theory, he has an airplane point. He wonders aloud, “Why don’t planes ever go upside down?” He even dreams up a new airline for the flat Earth belief, cheekily suggesting the name, Flat Earth Express.

But wait, he’s not done! He’s noticed something about shoes. He challenges, “Seen any shoe with a curvy bottom? I haven’t!” In his view, flat shoes on a flat Earth just make sense.

The expert crowd, of course, has had reactions. Mostly, they’re in the realm of head-shaking and eye-rolling. Top scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson offered a chuckle and remarked, “Not this tale again,” before diving back into real space mysteries.

They’re just like overhead lights. They move over our pancake world, lighting things up.

To top off his theory, Andrew shares a thought about the sun and moon. In his mind, they’re just like overhead lights. They move over our pancake world, lighting things up. “A sunset? That’s just the night light moving out,” he quips.

Some folks are scratching their heads. Others nod with a grin. In a world brimming with debates and wonders, isn’t it refreshing to have a light-hearted moment, even if just for a giggle?

Jacob Hayes

Jacob Hayes, hailed by some as the Shakespeare of memes, is an online sensation known for blending profundity with sheer absurdity. Outside of crafting deep tweets and dad jokes, Jacob pioneers competitive sock puppetry and has a curious affinity for half-caf lattes. A legend in his own right (or at least in his own mind).

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